It’s fucking hot

I can’t take it anymore. It is sweltering in and around our nation’s capital and it has been for days. The last few days in particular have been awful. It has been humid beyond belief. Every day I wake up and the sun is hardly shining, it’s foggy, and it looks like it’s going to pour. It rarely pours. Instead, the air just stagnates. As the day progresses, the sun burns off some cloud cover and the morning fog, making it a) hotter and b) even more humid.

Here are some Wikipedia articles on humidity. Read the heat index one and the section on “Effects on human body”. At the end of that section should be another sentence, “Can lead to extreme crankiness.”

• Humidity
• Heat index
• Relative humidity