Quick observation

I doubt that this holds for women, but men often make a lot of noise while peeing. I’m not talking about stream noise, but sighs, grunts, and groans. I don’t (or hope I don’t), and I find the noises gross. I want to ask the pisser, “Did you really need to piss that bad that you have to groan or sigh about it? If so, you need to pee more often.”

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My absence from writing has been so long that the statute of limitations on lame absences has expired, so I do not need to give an explanation. I will write now as if I have been writing all these past months.

I’ve got some new features to roll out today on the site. One is “Quick Observations” (tag = QO). I will write these as I observe things in life that I find interesting, funny, or stupid. I will probably do lots of them because they don’t take any time. The other is “Things I’m Excited About” (tag = TIEA). I get pumped about things I want to buy, upcoming video game releases, and a number of other things. I’ll write them down here to help quell my excitement a little. As a trial of sorts, I have one of each today.