Quick observation

I doubt that this holds for women, but men often make a lot of noise while peeing. I’m not talking about stream noise, but sighs, grunts, and groans. I don’t (or hope I don’t), and I find the noises gross. I want to ask the pisser, “Did you really need to piss that bad that you have to groan or sigh about it? If so, you need to pee more often.”